Barry Today

Barry, The Tangerine of Wisdom and Pleasantry

What gives him such wisdom and pleasantry? No one is quite sure. Why does he deserve a page on this website? No one is quite sure. Would he make a good bounty hunter? No, he's a tangerine. Why would you even think that? 

Barry was wounded badly in a freak occurrence. His succulent insides were exposed to the air, but he was quickly patched with a band-aid. He has yet to make comment. He does not talk much. 

Barry is currently still alive! But he is truly hideous. Seriously. He lost his top. He tastes terrible. Yes, I've shoved him into my mouth. Many times. 

Revealed During This Livestream (9:08): https://youtube.com/live/-Vj-Y0yvUdc