Gary
Some call him the star of the Supermarket Together series, but others know him better as a disobedient, naughty, and undisciplined worker. Dom, his boss, treats him more than fairly, yet Gary refuses every gracious gift he receives. The arguments between Gary and Dom are many, and their tension is tighter than a jar of unopened peanut butter.
THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT GARY:
- Dom was there at his birth
- Came out feet first
- Later, Dom found Gary naked in a ditch and gave him his position at the store
- Is paid more than minimum wage
- Caused the Great Sliced Bread Crisis via insubordination
- Sometimes look shapely in the right lighting
- Was in a plane on 9/11
- Has an alternate form known as FBI Gary (who is somehow even more naughty)
- Has been offered free therapy multiple times and refused it
- Is not a femboy (probably)
- Visited a witch who told him "broom"
- Has never had a pet
- Is in Slytherin
- Likely is possessed by demons
- Has been to the Church of the Spaghetti Monster
- Made a fort underneath an overpass
- Bailed out of jail multiple times (by Dom)
ALL CONTENT WITH GARY:
- VIDEOS:
- The World's Greatest Supermarket (Ep. 1)
- Business is Booming (Ep. 2)
- Record Profits, Record Problems (Ep. 3)
- A Superstore Success Story (Ep. 4)
- A Dark Day for the Supermarket (Ep. 5)
- SHORTS:
- Gary
- The Sliced Bread Crisis
- "All Agree, Say Aye"
- Gary Gets Possessed By a Demon
- Gary is a WHAT?!
- Who is Karl Marx?
- Gary Makes Fun of Jack Black
- When You Press the Wrong Button
- LIVESTREAMS:
- Running the Best Store in Town
- To The Moon
- Ripping The World Off, One Gary At A Time
- Putting Vegetables in Their Place
- Putting the Meat Back in the Vegetables
