Jackelus Moonfang Livestream Quotes

Added by his mods, these are all quotes that Jackelus has spoken on stream. Use !quote [number] during a livestream to pull up any of these historic words. 

1. ​"Sometimes you get guys, other times you get girls. Can't win 'em all."
2. "When life gives you lemons, you make orange juice because that's just the kind of man I am."
3. "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
4. "You are like the hair on my big toe."
5. "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."
6. "Butter me biscuits and call me a pufferfish!"
7. "I touched myself and now my hands are bloody."
8. "Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom."
9. "You're not funny. You're not. And you're gay."
10. "You did things. You're a woman."
11. ​"I think we're gonna need to kill some of them, consensually of course. Consensual murder."
12. "You ever think about getting tarred? That'd be pretty fun."
13. "Guys, you know what I'm eating tonight? Walmart Pizza!!"
14. "I'll take you right into my cave."
15. "It's everywhere, it's everywhere, oh my gosh."
16. "'I see,'" said the blind man to the deaf woman." 
17. "I beat everyone with my feet equally."
18. "I'm a horse inside of a man."
19. "I don't even think I'm in the right hole."
20. "Sometimes you make mistakes but you've gotta pick yourself up and... that's the end of the quote."
21. "Just because one thing is harder than another, doesn't mean the original thing isn't the hardest."
22. "I generally do not bark on stream."
23. "Glaze me like a donut, baby."
24. "Not the first British kid I've kept up past midnight."
25. "Every window is an opportunity to peek on somebody." 
26. "Gotta swipe the babies while they're young." 
27. "Sometimes the homeless have better houses than the rich." ​