The Indescribable Thing
No one knows what to call it. It comes in the night to take away that which you love the most. It seeks out the guilty, and the guiltless. It dances over your corpse, and it runs at speeds which rival racecars. It is... a monster.
Wears: gold chain, gorilla right hand, one sock, Hitchhiker's shirt, horse head, and black cloak.
Has appeared in the following shorts: